rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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mariowiki:

when you and your friend pull off a sick burn

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Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?

Reminder: He graduated

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

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unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

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itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

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romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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itslonaquisha:

colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

itslonaquisha:

colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

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